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  • Get Yourself A Piece of Khatzumoto’s Time: AJATT Consulting Auction

    July 28, 2010
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    “Good artists copy, great artists steal”

    Pablo Picasso

    “I guess that makes me well ‘ard then, innit bruv?”

    Khatzumoto

    AJATT Consulting AuctionRemember back in the day when there used to be an AJATT consulting service? Well it’s back again, but in a different form, and just as a tentative thing. I decided to steal one of my favorite bloggers’ ideas and try it out. ‘Cause, that’s just the gangsta thing to do.

    So, yeah, I am auctioning a one-time, 60-minute audio/video consulting session with me. You can use it however you want, to talk about whatever you want. You can even record it and put it up on your blog if you like. You’re the man now, dawg.

    So whether it’s setting up your environment, getting out of a slump, formatting your SRS cards, making the transition into monolingual sentences, or just how handsome I am, feel free to come along and talk about it.

    The auction lasts 7 days and is up and running already. So the clock is ticking like Jack Bauer. Yes, apparently, Jack Bauer himself ticks now. The starting price is $0.99, no reserve. Highest bidder wins.

    Happy bidding! I look forward to talking to you :P .

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    22 Responses to Get Yourself A Piece of Khatzumoto’s Time: AJATT Consulting Auction

    1. Dmitri Mendeleev on July 28, 2010 at 16:49

      I WOULD LIKE TO PLACE A BID OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS!

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    2. khatzumoto on July 28, 2010 at 17:29

      lol

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    3. Carl on July 28, 2010 at 17:48

      Nice pic :-D

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    4. Gav on July 28, 2010 at 18:11

      I would like to talk for one hour exclusively about how handsome you are, would that be a problem?

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    5. StormWolf on July 28, 2010 at 21:53

      This is a nice stolen idea.
      I wonder what the final price will be.

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    6. Jeanne on July 29, 2010 at 04:29

      $0.99, you say?
      Well, maybe I’ll put in a max bid for $25.00. That would probably give me a pretty good–SHABIDDAWHA?!

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    7. Einar on July 29, 2010 at 06:21

      @StormWolf

      Above 1 million obviously,according to the first comment. Comments are binding by the way, in the circumstance of non-payment the indo-siberian death squad commes knocking on your door.

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    8. Dmitri Mendeleev on July 29, 2010 at 06:41

      is what einar said true? $#*&

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    9. Erik on July 29, 2010 at 08:23

      WOW over 100 bucks already. Nice idea Khatz lol

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    10. Erik on July 29, 2010 at 08:24

      ^ Even if the idea was stolen (wish you had an edit post button)

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    11. rwinegar on July 29, 2010 at 09:33

      will you wear the suit and the glasses?

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    12. khatzumoto on July 29, 2010 at 10:29

      >will you wear the suit and the glasses?
      HAHAHAHA. No. Way. :P
      Think of that as a cover image on an NES game box…incredible graphics.
      :D

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    13. Kendall on July 29, 2010 at 11:01

      Hey, Katz! Steve’s listing was removed!

      Yours might be too, but I hope not! :-(

      See why here! www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2010/07/spanked-by-ebay/

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    14. Jeanne on July 29, 2010 at 13:47

      Shipping: Local pick-up only.

      So the winning bid stops by your place to pick you up?

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    15. Harry on July 30, 2010 at 00:02

      “So the winning bid stops by your place to pick you up?”
      Lol a night out with Khatzumoto, free dinner, and all of the beverages you could ever want, ask him anything, and he shall give you the motivation you need to get it done.
      Hehe but no Khatz, cool idea.

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    16. 無神論者 on July 30, 2010 at 04:56

      Whoever wins better record it!

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    17. Tyler on July 30, 2010 at 07:08

      “So the winning bid stops by your place to pick you up?”
      Lol a night out with Khatzumoto, free dinner, and all of the beverages you could ever want, ask him anything, and he shall give you the motivation you need to get it done.
      Hehe but no Khatz, cool idea.^

      It could happen…. It could happen.

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    18. アメド on July 30, 2010 at 13:50

      will you wear the suit and the glasses? lol.

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    19. 小浜 on July 31, 2010 at 03:36

      Nooo!!! Khatz, It’s been removed!! ちくしょー

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    20. StormWolf on August 1, 2010 at 05:17

      @khatz
      Maybe you cool offer some minor stuff, like a signed postcard, or any cheap stuff like that, and say that you’ll offer as a gift, a one hour consultation. So the bid will be over the postcard, which is a tangible item.

      Or, you could ommit to mention the one hour consultation, and just officially only offer the signed postcard. Since all the bidders would be readers of your blog, you would only need to explain on the blog that it is not actually a postcard, but a one hour consultation session that is being proposed.

      What do you think?

      I think that it could work, but i am not sure cause i didn’t read their conditions.

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    21. Einar on August 1, 2010 at 05:49

      There are other auction pages out there you know.

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    22. Kendall on August 18, 2010 at 06:49

      I wonder how high the bid got.

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