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Verily, children of the ‘JATT. Let it be known unto thee that the AJATT Golden Kwanzaa Key of Uncommercialized Righteousness offer…or whatever the heck it’s freaking called…ends today. You’ve had time to think. Now it’s time to act. Not for me. For you. For your own good. As you no doubt recall, the Kwanzaa Key entitles you to a...

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You know what? Saturnalia sucks. Screw Saturnalia. Saturnalia can go suck a big, fat, menthol and eucalyptus-flavored lozenge while it cools down the sore throat it got from making out with a tipsy coworker. I don’t even know what being tipsy has to do with the symptoms. I’ve had it with Saturnalia. I don’t even want to talk about...

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Unclean! Why would AJATT do a tie-in with other people’s stuff? Isn’t AJATT the Supreme Truth? Well, of course it is. That’s beyond question. Of course no truth can ever compare to the sublime beauty of AJATT. Wait, is that throw-up in your mouth? Are you OK? At the same time, John, Benny and I have perspectives that are similar...

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Hey gang, Just a quick note to let you know that the AJATT Plus Saturnalia Sale, the Last Stand before the Great Price Hike, your last chance ever to join AJATT Plus for less than a tenner…ends in a matter of hours. December 12 (@23:59 Japan Standard Time) is the deadline to start living the AJATT Plus-filled life you...

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People of the AJATT, hear me! As you may have guessed from my many inspirational posts, I am a deeply pious man. And right now is a time of year of great religious significance. A time to celebrate. A time to reflect. A time to gather with loved ones and break bread. The most wonderful time of the year....

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