Hey team.

Due to popular demand, I, in my…my magnanimity, my boundless graciousness, using my unequaled copy-and-paste skills, have added an option for you, my public, to receive AJATT posts by email. Now you can, like…not bother with RSS and all that jazz.

You’re welcome .

PS: I haven’t tested it yet, so let me know whether or not it actually works! Hehe.

“Good artists copy, great artists steal”

Pablo Picasso

“I guess that makes me well ‘ard then, innit bruv?”

Khatzumoto

Remember back in the day when there used to be an AJATT consulting service? Well it’s back again, but in a different form, and just as a tentative thing. I decided to steal one of my favorite bloggers’ ideas and try it out. ‘Cause, that’s just the gangsta thing to do.

So, yeah, I am auctioning a one-time, 60-minute audio/video consulting session with me. You can use it however you want, to talk about whatever you want. You can even record it and put it up on your blog if you like. You’re the man now, dawg.

So whether it’s setting up your environment, getting out of a slump, formatting your SRS cards, making the transition into monolingual sentences, or just how handsome I am, feel free to come along and talk about it.

The auction lasts 7 days and is up and running already. So the clock is ticking like Jack Bauer. Yes, apparently, Jack Bauer himself ticks now. The starting price is $0.99, no reserve. Highest bidder wins.

Happy bidding! I look forward to talking to you .

• For more details, check out the: AJATT Consulting Auction listing

Sidebar links are back, son!

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Gather round, children. Gather round. It’s summer and the sun is shining. That’s why I’ve decided to put on my shorts, take off my socks, and bask in the warm, loving light of four computer monitors [see Photosynthesis,  Khatzumoto for details].

So, AJATT will be on holiday for the rest of August. See you bright and early on September 1 for more rants and baseless remarks .

May the AJATT be with you.

The AJATT Store is now officially open! Word has it that it will make all your dreams come true. All. Round-cheeked puppies, flowery meadows, naive-but-well-intentioned girls called “Stacy” — all these things will only increase in number because of using the AJATT Store.

For what, indeed, are you waiting? Visit the AJATT Store to-day! Everyone’s doing it.

It’s been a long ride. When I started this site back in late 2006, I didn’t know I would get so much love and support from all of you. Thank you all so much for reading and sharing. Things change; people change; I know I have. It’s been a wonderful growth experience for me. And now it’s time to say goodbye. I will be taking down this site effective immediately.

Because the folks at Pimsleur have figured out a way to teach you Cantonese in ten days.

TEN DAYS! That’s less time than it takes to lose a guy! Screw this immersion crap! Get me one, no, two boxes of the ten day stuff! In fact, get one for all my friends!

And fries! And some diet pills to slim down with after the fries! From now on, I’ma “learn like a spy!” and “pass for a native”. Ten days, be arch!

See ya!