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    お巫山戯、日本語で: K♥a♥w♥a♥i♥i!!!

    May 31, 2010
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    Note from Dear Leader Khatzumoto: The following post is by Momoko, and not me. Momoko likes to use language that we don’t approve of here at AJATT. It’s like she’s doing that teenage rebellion thing, but like 15 years too late…way to be on time, champ. Um…I actually tried bowdlerizing her text, but then…yeah, anyway… This is the fourth...

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    Why Have You Been Killing Babies?

    May 23, 2010
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    If you were hungry, would you deny yourself food because you were hungry? If you were thirsty, would you deny yourself drink because you were thirsty? If you needed a blood transfusion, would you deny yourself blood because you needed it? Rhetorical questions. You wouldn’t starve yourself to death to punish yourself for being an “innately hungry person”. You...

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    お巫山戯、日本語で: Who’s Afraid of the Big, Bad Squatty Potty?

    May 13, 2010
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    Note from Dear Leader Khatzumoto: The following post is by Momoko, and not me. Momoko likes to use language that we don’t approve of here at AJATT. It’s like she’s doing that teenage rebellion thing, but like 15 years too late…way to be on time, champ. Um…I actually tried bowdlerizing her text, but…anyway, yeah… This is the third installment...

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    お巫山戯、日本語で: Secrets of Japanese Potty-Training Revealed!

    May 5, 2010
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    Note from Dear Leader Khatzumoto: The following post is by Momoko, and not me. Momoko likes to use language that we don’t approve of here at AJATT. It’s like she’s doing that teenage rebellion thing, but like 15 years too late…way to be on time, champ. Um…I actually tried bowdlerizing her text, but…anyway, yeah… This is the second installment...

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    お巫山戯、日本語で: Japanese Babies That Suck…Even Harder Than You

    April 28, 2010
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    Note from Dear Leader Khatzumoto: The following post is by Momoko, and not me. Momoko likes to use language that we don’t approve of here at AJATT. It’s like she’s doing that teenage rebellion thing, but like 15 years too late…way to be on time, champ. Um…I actually tried bowdlerizing her text, but…anyway, yeah… This is the first installment...

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    Language-Learning As Gun Violence: Frequency and Quantity

    April 4, 2010
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    Think of your L2 as a hail of bullets. You get “shot” by exposing yourself to media — by putting yourself in the path of the bullets. (Un?)fortunately, your brain, by way of the forgetting mechanism, is able to “heal” itself, erasing the effects of the bullets. As it turns out, though, your brain is not an invincible healer....

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