So, as you all know, the primary purpose of this website is to help you learn a language to fluency, on your own, having fun. It’s my belief that anybody can do that. And with a good library, an internet connection and a bit of creativity, you don’t need to spend a yen.

Back in March 2008, though, I received a special request from one of my readers who wanted extra step-by-step coaching on setting up the SRS and getting started. I gave him a month of unlimited, detailed guidance through emails, while he pre-sweetened the deal with a generous donation. The set-up worked out really well, and so I’ve decided to officially offer this consulting service to anyone who is interested.

If you have tons of questions you are burning to ask and have answered all at once, or if you would like someone who’s been down the road to walk you through part of the journey step-by-step, or if you can’t quite figure out how and what you should be doing in the technical department with software and such, then this is the right service for you. Keep in mind that this isn’t teaching; you don’t need someone to make your decisions for you; it is consulting in that you need advice, you ask me, I offer the advice, you make your own final decision, and you maintain control over your process and actions.

What else, oh yeah — you NEED this! Sign up or you’ll never know happiness! Win the respect of your peers and succeed in romance. STOCKS ARE RUNNING OUT! BUY NOW! Really, though, the rates are starting low, but they may change, so you know…now is a good time to feel rushed and pressured. PRESSURE. PRESSURRRRRRRE.

• W-Pack: 1 week (7 days) unlimited email consulting.
• F-Pack: 1 fortnight (14 days) unlimited email consulting.
• M-Pack: 1 month (30 days) unlimited email consulting.
• T-Pack: 1 hour of telephone consulting on Skype.

Notes:

• Do you like the pack names? Yeah, I made them myself.
• All packs offer guaranteed response within 24 hours or less.
• So that you can get a quicker response, try to keep the individual emails really short — one-liners even..,but then, given the limited time, you’ll probably want to write longer messages, in which case…
• If you do write a longer email, numbering the questions can help it get answered quicker and even more accurately than usual.
• Why does the phone consulting cost more than everything else? Becaaaaause…talking on the phone uses up my magical life force…