Zombies and Japanese, Or, The Halloween Horror Sentence Pack: Available Only Now :)

Japan is many things, and one of those things is a great producer and consumer of fear- and thrill-generating experiences.

And you are many things. But above all, you are a lover of Halloween, or as we call it in my country, Christian: هالووين.
What? What, I can’t do impressions of Morgan Freeman as Azeem the Moor in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves? But it’s not racist if it’s funny and well-intention — oh, it wasn’t funny? OK.

Where were we? Yes.
You love dressing up and you love how other people look dressed up in those form-fitting costumes — and by “other people” I mean chicks, because even chicks are into chicks amiright?

Sorry, that was the American beer commercial Khatzumoto talking. I’m back now. I’m sensitive and caring and I give foot footrubs and use neutral pronouns and “she” a lot when I actually mean “he” because it’s just right.

Oops. Still beer commercial Khatz (hey! that might make for a good costume…).

ANYWAY!

You like Halloween, because…I dunno…you’re into ancient European harvest festivals, and you love themed holidays; you love celebrating and drinking fruit punch and, gol darn, man — I don’t know what your reasons are!! OK?! I really don’t. But I know that it’s always awesome to be able to inject some Japanese into whatever the world at large is fussing about at the time 😉 .

esplogoSo Why Would Anyone Even Want This?

Because they’re dirty pagans looking for a good time 1! Why the Halloween else does anyone want anything Halloween-themed?! It’s the only explanation that makes sense; you know that. You already knew when you asked that question. Why are you even asking me! Why are you asking me questions whose answers you already know!

Oh I know why — because you’re a dirty pagan, and dirty pagans are lazy motherlovers, who love to avoid typing things and love to combine entertainment and educational value (“infotainment, be arch!”) and love to read creepy subject matter and love to pay other people to do their homework, an act to which this is, quite frankly, equivalent. That’s why 😛 .

Who’s It For? Who Should Get the Halloween Horror Sentence Pack (HXP)?

The HXP is for you if you are:

  • A little gross
  • A little morbid(ly curious)
  • A dirty pagan
  • Who loves to play dress up
  • And read, watch, play and say scary things
  • And who enjoys holidays
  • And can handle the FEAR! 😛

And wants to do so in Japanese

Who’s It Not For?

  • People who are already native-level in Japanese
  • People don’t want to know any Japanese
  • People who want to go it alone
  • People who actually have morals and aren’t dirty pagans
  • Because f### dirty pagans; I hope they all go to heck
  • Oh yeah, all of them…straight to heck 😀

Don’t MCDs (Massive-Context Cloze Deletions) Make Sentences Irrelevant? Didn’t The 10,000 Method Sentences Die?

The answer to the first question is no. The answer to the second is yes. MCDs re-orient how we work with sentences; they change how sentence packs are used. And as a result, MCDs actually make sentence packs even more useful by allowing us to absorb and internalize them both more deeply and more effortlessly. “More effortlessly” — that sounds funny, but you get the point! Ultimately, the point is to get the language inside your head, inside your body — to turn the language, as we Japanese say, into part of your “blood and bone” — and MCDs, combined with sentence packs, accomplish this in spectacular fashion.

Sweet! How Can I Get Mine?

The Halloween Horror Sentence Pack (HXP) comes in three nightmarish flavors — nano pumpkin, Wittle Pumpkin and big pimpin’ I mean BIG PUMPKIN. nano pumpkin’s cheapest, wittle pumpkin’s in the middle; BIG PUMPKIN is the most value, born and raised in value village. BIG PUMPKIN is an absolute steal. You choose your poison! All contain and are based on engaging, for-native-by-native subject matter that’s actually fun and funny and interesting and relevant to your life, because how many times are you going to read a textbook that shows you how to say you’re a student with two brothers and a younger sister before you want to shoot yourself and come do some Halloween for real (yeah, apparently Halloween has an ancestor spirit, dead-back-to-life element to it; I didn’t know; I honestly thought it was about drinking and sexy costumes)? Exactly.

Oh, and good luck finding a textbook that talks to you about zombies. That’s right. Zombies and Japanese. Zombies and AJATT. Together. As one. Combined. In the same place. Two headshots with one bullet.

BIG PUMPKIN

  • esplogocutThe Halloween Sentence Pack (HXP). Topics include, but are not limited to:
    • Zombies, because…why not?
    • Also, anti-zombie hatred, because why TF are zombies to popular right now?
    • Vampires, because screw zombies
    • Fear
    • Death, or something like it
    • Ghosts, and busting thereto appertaining
    • Homicide, its aficionados and discontents
    • Witches
    • Magic
    • Wizards
    • Poltergeists
    • Paranormal activity
    • Conspiracy theories
    • Realistic-sounding pseudoscience talk
  • (FREE) MCD Kwikstart Guide
    • A condensed version of the MCD Revolution Kit
    • Designed to quickly show you how to turn sentence pack sentences into MCD cards for maximum retention and optimum learning with minimum effort
    • Avoid all the terrible mistakes that the clueless make, that negate the ease, effortlessness and power of MCDs.
  • (FREE) The Full MCD Revolution Kit
    • More examples! By the buttload!
    • Devastatingly effective 裏技 — expert tips and techniques (that you can’t find anywhere else; they were invented here and no one else knows about them)!
    • Extra guidance from and advice from fellow AJATT padowans who have walked the MCD path… 😛
  • (FREE) A special Secret “Trick and/or Treat” Surprise!
    • Hint: It may or may not be extremely sexyI mean, gendery…no…no, I totally mean sexy 😛
    • Which, will form a complete breakfast for your limbic system when added to..
    • The fear and violence that you’ll enjoy in both the HXP.
    • Fear, sex and violence. Everything a growing mammal needs.
  • (FREE) The Science Fiction Sentence Pack
    • Cool lines
    • Fantastic and funny situations
    • Real and realistic, technical vocabulary
    • Topics include, but are not limited to:
      • Aliens
      • Photon torpedoes
      • Giant robots
      • Artificial intelligence
      • Simulated/virtual realities
      • And much, much more!
  • (FREE) My First Sentence Pack
    • Short
    • Sharp
    • Natural and native
  • (FREE) The Little Red Dao of AJATT, Classic Edition
    • Audio version included!
  • (FREE) 1 month of IMX Japanese unlimited access and membership
    • Advanced, optimized, effortless immersion
    • Works for you all day every day
    • FUNBUN (For native, by native) fun, natural, native content, explained to you in English so that you know exactly what the heck is going on
    • For your convenience, renews automatically
  • (FREE) 1 month of IMX Japanese: NSFW Edition unlimited access and membership
    • Everything the normal (PG-13-ish) IMX is, except exceedingly NSFW
    • The wild and crazy side of the Japanese Internet
    • Endless variety and coolness delivered to you all day every day
    • For your convenience, renews automatically
  • (FREE) 1 month of access to AJATT Plus
    • Premium content
    • Access to The Most Civilized Forum in the Universe
    • Automatically renewing for your convenience
    • You can cancel any time, even right after your purchase, and still enjoy your free month
    • Price protection: although AJATT prices increase regularly, you get to keep the same low price indefinitely — for as long as you remain an active member.
  • Natural and authoritative English translations that you can trust, so you can just relax and focus on learning!
  • Plus — kanji readings (furigana)!
  • Spend more time just chilling and enjoying yourself in Japanese because of the increased density and efficiency of your learning time — no need to figure out how, where and when to “mine” sentences.
  • Awesome, engaging, entertaining subject matter that’s fun and actually relevant to your life.
  • Instant lifetime access to updates and amendments
  • Ongoing access to sentence pack extensions
  • Dozens of links to interesting reference materials for further reading and enjoyment — to keep the fun going and deepen your learning
  • Part of this complete breakfast
  • Batteries not included
  • Void where prohibited
  • No carbs!
  • Gluten-free!
  • No DRM, because you’re a client, not a criminal!
  • Save by ordering early (see note below on timebomb pricing)
  • Don’t worrying about the price, my friend! (No, yeah, that was English). Worry instead about all the fun, fear, information, goodies and more fun and goodies you’ll miss out on if you were to not act now!
  • Warning! Side effects may include fun being had, awesomeness being experienced and Japanese being learned like gangbusters!
    getyoursnow
    paypal-sm

 

Wittle Pumpkin

  • esplogocutThe Halloween Sentence Pack (HXP). Topics include, but are not limited to:
    • Zombies, because…why not?
    • Also, anti-zombie hatred, because why TF are zombies so popular right now?
    • Vampires, because screw zombies
    • Fear
    • Death, or something like it
    • Ghosts, and busting thereto appertaining
    • Homicide, its aficionados and discontents
    • Witches
    • Magic
    • Wizards
    • Poltergeists
    • Paranormal activity
    • Conspiracy theories
    • Realistic-sounding pseudoscience talk
  • (FREE) MCD Kwikstart Guide
    • A condensed version of the MCD Revolution Kit
    • Designed to quickly show you how to turn sentence pack sentences into MCD cards for maximum retention and optimum learning with minimum effort
    • Avoid all the terrible mistakes that the clueless make, that negate the ease, effortlessness and power of MCDs.
  • (FREE) 1 month of IMX Japanese unlimited access and membership
    • Advanced, optimized, effortless immersion
    • Endless variety delivered to you on a silver platter, all day, every day
    • FUNBUN (For native, by native) fun, natural, native content, explained to you in English so that you know exactly what the heck is going on
    • For your convenience, renews automatically
  • (FREE) 1 month of AJATT Plus unlimited access and membership
    • Premium content
    • Access to The Most Civilized Forum in the Universe
    • For your convenience, renews automatically
    • You can cancel any time, even right after your purchase, and still enjoy your free month
    • Price protection: although AJATT prices increase regularly, you get to keep the same low price indefinitely — for as long as you remain an active member.
  • (FREE) A special Secret “Trick and/or Treat” Surprise!
    • Hint: It may or may not involve manga.
  • Natural and authoritative English translations that you can trust, so you can just relax and focus on learning!
  • Plus — kanji readings (furigana)!
  • Awesome, engaging, entertaining subject matter that’s fun and actually relevant to your life.
  • Instant lifetime access to updates and amendments
  • Ongoing access to sentence pack extensions
  • Dozens of links to interesting reference materials for further reading and enjoyment — to keep the fun going and deepen your learning
  • Part of this complete breakfast
  • Batteries not included
  • Void where prohibited
  • No carbs!
  • Gluten-free!
  • No DRM, because you’re a client, not a criminal!
  • Save by ordering early (see note below on timebomb pricing)
  • Don’t worrying about the price, my friend! (No, yeah, that was English). Worry instead about all the fun, fear, information and goodies you’ll miss out on if you were to not act now!
  • Warning! Side effects may include fun being had, awesomeness being experienced and Japanese being learned like gangbusters!
    getyoursnow
    paypal-sm

nano pumpkin

  • esplogocutThe Halloween Sentence Pack (HXP). Topics include, but are not limited to:
    • Zombies, because…why not?
    • Also, anti-zombie hatred, because why TF are zombies to popular right now?
    • Vampires, because screw zombies
    • Fear
    • Death, or something like it
    • Ghosts, and busting thereto appertaining
    • Homicide, its aficionados and discontents
    • Witches
    • Magic
    • Wizards
    • Poltergeists
    • Paranormal activity
    • Conspiracy theories
    • Realistic-sounding pseudoscience talk
  • (FREE) 1 month of IMX Japanese unlimited access and membership
    • Advanced, optimized, effortless immersion
    • Works for you all day every day
    • FUNBUN (For native, by native) fun, natural, native content, explained to you in English so that you know exactly what the heck is going on
    • For your convenience, renews automatically
  • Natural and authoritative English translations that you can trust, so you can just relax and focus on learning!
  • Plus — kanji readings (furigana)!
  • Spend more time just chilling and enjoying yourself in Japanese because of the increased density and efficiency of your learning time — no need to figure out how, where and when to “mine” sentences.
  • Awesome, engaging, entertaining subject matter that’s fun and actually relevant to your life.
  • Instant lifetime access to updates and amendments
  • Ongoing access to sentence pack extensions
  • Dozens of links to interesting reference materials for further reading and enjoyment — to keep the fun going and deepen your learning
  • Part of this complete breakfast
  • Batteries not included
  • Void where prohibited
  • No carbs!
  • Gluten-free!
  • No DRM, because you’re a client, not a criminal!
  • Save by ordering early (see note below on timebomb pricing)
  • Don’t worrying about the price, my friend! (No, yeah, that was English). Worry instead about all the fun, fear, information, goodies and more fun and goodies you’ll miss out on if you were to not act now!
  • Warning! Side effects may include fun being had, awesomeness being experienced and Japanese being learned like gangbusters!
    getyoursnow
    paypal-sm

Timebomb Pricing

Timebomb Pricing: Unlike many other AJATT products, there is no limit to the number of people who can get it on this bad boy and get themselves their very own Halloween Sentence Pack (HXP). However, the price is always increasing, automatically and permanently, like an upward-ticking timebomb. So it starts low and keeps going up until it reaches a final resting price. Then it rests for some time. Then it starts rising again.

Here, try this experiment: check the price now, and then come back and check it later, maybe even as little as a quarter of an hour — fifteen minutes — later, and see how much you could have saved. And then realize that you’ll save that and more by acting now rather than later. Early action is always richly rewarded; such is the AJATT way.

Sexy Satisfaction Guarantee

Buy it. Try it. No likey? No payey. Just ask me for a full refund. No fuss. No hassles. Just be like: “I love you, Khatz. You’re so pretty and smart. I just want a refund for the Halloween Horror Sentence Pack (HXP). I promise I’ll be back soon”, and AJATT staff will run your refund for you with a smile 😀 . We know you’ll be back, baby 😛 . We know.

Awesome, engaging, entertaining subject matter that’s fun and actually relevant to your life.

Notes:

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  6 comments for “Zombies and Japanese, Or, The Halloween Horror Sentence Pack: Available Only Now :)

  1. James
    October 22, 2013 at 12:18

    Darn it Khatzumoto, you finally got me. I saw this super early, saw that it had the 2 sentence packs I’d been considering buying (my first and sci-fi), and saw that the price was great so I finally broke down and bought some of your stuff.
    Now I’m on Ajatt+ and I’m more motivated and learning Japanese at a faster pace than ever. Pretty trick of you, you sly fox you.

  2. liz
    October 25, 2013 at 03:50

    Awwwww this post made me miss you. Also, I just saw this which means my withdrawal from the internet to get stuff done BACKFIRED. Stupid Timebomb. Takes me 10 days to see anything on the internet, apparently, but I’ll buy it anyway.

    Instead of a compost pail.

    I want you to know that it’s your fault that I won’t have a compost pail. NONE. Fruit flies everywhere. 😉

  3. liz
    October 25, 2013 at 03:59

    p.s. since you’re still working on it, don’t forget to add material about ghosts. And murderers. I’m…. I’m sure you thought of that on your own.

  4. Aaron Hart
    September 11, 2017 at 09:15

    That’s a good sales tactic, is there a setting for PayPal so that with each purchase the price goes up a little? Or that the price increases over time? I was looking through my e-mail and happened to see this. The price of the pack is now $200.00

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