- The Prime Directive: Have fun.
- The Promise: I will not suck any more today than I did yesterday. I will not suck any more tomorrow than I do today. Every day, I will suck less. I will do this in a way that does not conflict with law # 1.
- The Path: Little and often. Start more times than you stop. Start more often than you stop. All while keeping the other laws.
If you take nothing else from this website, and I mean it this time, if you take nothing else…take these.