It’s a great play-sure to have all of you here today…
I’ve always wanted to say “pleasure” like that, with a straight face.
What Is AJATT Plus?
It’s “AJATT” with “Plus” attached to it! What, I have to explain it to you? OK here we go…
Executive Summary: AJATT Plus = Super Uber Cool Premium Version of AJATT = Forum + AJATT Articles in Translated Into Japanese + Members-Only Benefits + Friends With Benefits .
To make all this work, AJATT Plus is subscription-based. This does a number of things:
- Pays for hookers and blow for Khatzumoto and Momoko, all at your expense. This is crucial. No hookers + no blow = . Not good, people.
- Forumwise, it acts as a conveniently simple barrier to people less intelligent than you, who would otherwise waste your time and flava.
- Other stuff. Like research about hookers and blow. I cannot overestimate the importance of the H&B.
Why AJATT Plus Sucks and You Should Stop Reading This Now and Never Look Back
- The name is stoopid
- You should know better than to take Japanese advice from random Kenyans on the Internet, I mean…come on, man…seriously.
- It’s too weird
- For the price of “AJATT Plus”, you could buy like at least two gallons of milk, even in Japan
- Two gallons!
- You then take this milk, put it on a high-sugar cereal, and BA-DA-BING! Happiness
- Can “AJATT Plus” give you a sugar high?
- I mean, AJATT Plus is so bad, there are nested bullet-points about how bad it is
- AJATT products and services in general suck so hard that this one should just be called “AJATT Minus”
- Dude, what was this list even about?
So What’s In It, This “AJATT Plus”?
Here’s what you get:
- Access to AJATT Plus members-only AJATT forums(yes, forums), where you will:
- Buy/sell/swap media
- Save on shipping from Japan
- Save on buying new books, DVDs, CDs, etc.
- Make money on your used media and hardware that would otherwise go to waste
- Put to good use media and hardware (dictionaries, etc.) that would otherwise go to waste
- Work with other committed learners, encouraging and helping one other
- Get cool tools, links and techniques
- Save time spent finding and/or learning how to use cool tools, links and techniques
- Share your techniques and experiences
- Enjoy a safe, moderated, well-lit environment populated by polite, intelligent, good-looking, well-spoken, fun and mentally-stable human beings just like you.
- Get your questions answered faster
- Buy/sell/swap media
- Access to AJATT Plus members-only Japanese translations of original AJATT articles
- Not just translated word-for-word, but “re-imagined” into Japanese to flow as if they always had been in Japanese.
- Checked and edited by native Japanese writers, to ensure you get the highest quality
- Get free copies and previews of AJATT products
- Present and future sentence packs
- Multimedia products
- Get members-only discounts on AJATT products
- Get exclusive insider information on Khatzumoto’s l33t tactics and ground-level techniques, for free
Who’s It Even For, This “AJATT Plus”?
- You’ll benefit from the forums no matter what level you’re at.
- Even if you’re not learning Japanese, you’ll benefit from the forums just as you have from the AJATT Blog.
- If you’re a beginner, you’ll benefit from having other AJATT Plus members help you get your bearings and get started
- If you’re intermediate, the fact that the articles have both text and audio will be a good fit for you, especially since there are so few audiobooks in Japanese.
- If you’re advanced, well, the articles themselves will be fun, unique, quirky reading material for you.
- And finally, if you’re just looking for a simple monthly way to support AJATT …there’s always that. You like how I’m pushing this angle? Yeah.
What About People Not Learning Japanese?
Oh, you people . Just as with this blog, AJATT Plus will include a space for other languages as well.
Let Me In! Let Me Into This Exclusive Gated Community!
You can become a member of AJATT Plus in any of three simple ways:
The Amazing AJATT Fo’ Shizzle 100% Refund Guarantee
Your happiness matters to me. I think about you every day . You can cancel your AJATT Plus membership at any time, and get a full refund on your immediate previous subscription payment. One word: “refund”, will suffice. So try it for a month and see how you feel. If you don’t like it, you can always cancel your subscription and get a refund.